Saturday, June 7, 2008

Dwight's Perfect Date...

Dwight Schrute: Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner; she looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on he wants to fight, so I grab him, I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor! She's scared now. I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss...I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time...but I knew.

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