Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Well, I ran down Meredith with my car...

Michael Scott: Well, I ran down Meredith with my car.
Ryan Howard: Ooooohhhh, did you do this on purpose?
Michael Scott: No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital, she's fine, recovering nicely, tiny little crack in her pelvis, but she will be up and...
Ryan Howard: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan Howard: I don't think...I don't think you understand how double jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'We're fine?'